All this water drinking has, all of the sudden, given me a sense of being "healthy".
Yesterday...I went out to run errands, and somehow, I found my vehicle in line at Rallys.
"Small chocolate shake....please"
I sucked that shake down so fast that my cheeks started hurting.
"What just happened??" I thought to myself.
Anyhoo...
Over the past decade, I have developed a moderate case of Lactose Intolerant/ IBS, so....I knew.... this shake shenanigan , could lead to trouble.
Oh well...."I am healthy now.....right?" "I'm sure my stomach will handle this."
I then, went to visit baby Max.
The baby daddy's brother was there with a bag of hot wings from Buffalo Wild Wings....
He asked if I wanted one.....Of course I did.
So anyhoo.....There I was, watching The Bachelor...
My stomach kept cramping during the show.
I knew what was coming , but I clenched my teeth through the pain...."Deep breath, Jayne"...."Breath through the pain."
Right when Bachelor Sean pulled up to Desiree's house.
I couldn't take it anymore.............
I had to run to the bathroom
"Pause that TV if Sean ends up getting in a fight with her brother!!!", I yell to my assistant.
No response......Damn...
I hurry.
I got back in the room in just enough time to see the confrontation.
Desiree's brother called Sean a player....and pretty much told him to get lost.
Desiree's brother just so happened to look like a cage fighter......so Sean ultimately got rid of her at the Rose ceremony.
On Housewives:
Everyone is concerned about Taylor's drinking. Kyle came to Kim's Nose Reveal Party, with her kids and Taylor's little daughter.
Before the other guests started arriving, Taylor called Kyle to tell her that she was going to Vegas with a the new love of her life (I guess she wasn't the poor widow that day)
Kyle asked Taylor if She wanted her to just keep Taylor's daughter until she got back.
Taylor....says...."Oh ...you have her?" "Is Kennedy with you?", she slurred.
Kyle looks shocked , and says...."Yeah ...since yesterday."
It seems Taylor is now forgetting where she last put her kid.
Tonight: Dance Moms....Duel Survival, Justified, Millionaire Matchmaker, My 600 lb. Life.
Yesterday...I went out to run errands, and somehow, I found my vehicle in line at Rallys.
"Small chocolate shake....please"
I sucked that shake down so fast that my cheeks started hurting.
"What just happened??" I thought to myself.
Anyhoo...
Over the past decade, I have developed a moderate case of Lactose Intolerant/ IBS, so....I knew.... this shake shenanigan , could lead to trouble.
Oh well...."I am healthy now.....right?" "I'm sure my stomach will handle this."
I then, went to visit baby Max.
The baby daddy's brother was there with a bag of hot wings from Buffalo Wild Wings....
He asked if I wanted one.....Of course I did.
So anyhoo.....There I was, watching The Bachelor...
My stomach kept cramping during the show.
I knew what was coming , but I clenched my teeth through the pain...."Deep breath, Jayne"...."Breath through the pain."
Right when Bachelor Sean pulled up to Desiree's house.
I couldn't take it anymore.............
I had to run to the bathroom
"Pause that TV if Sean ends up getting in a fight with her brother!!!", I yell to my assistant.
No response......Damn...
I hurry.
I got back in the room in just enough time to see the confrontation.
Desiree's brother called Sean a player....and pretty much told him to get lost.
Desiree's brother just so happened to look like a cage fighter......so Sean ultimately got rid of her at the Rose ceremony.
On Housewives:
Everyone is concerned about Taylor's drinking. Kyle came to Kim's Nose Reveal Party, with her kids and Taylor's little daughter.
Before the other guests started arriving, Taylor called Kyle to tell her that she was going to Vegas with a the new love of her life (I guess she wasn't the poor widow that day)
Kyle asked Taylor if She wanted her to just keep Taylor's daughter until she got back.
Taylor....says...."Oh ...you have her?" "Is Kennedy with you?", she slurred.
Kyle looks shocked , and says...."Yeah ...since yesterday."
It seems Taylor is now forgetting where she last put her kid.
Tonight: Dance Moms....Duel Survival, Justified, Millionaire Matchmaker, My 600 lb. Life.
2 comments:
Jayne...I just love your blog! Been reading it for awhile. I think we must be on the same train of thoughts about 95% of the time! You just make laugh and I find myself nodding in agreement with your posts.....Was sad a few times when you closed your blog...but so happy when you put it back up! Just thought I'd let ya know!
Keep it up!
K in Florida
thx K
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