Mid Week Recap

 Housewives of Beverly:
The girls decided to take a trip to Vegas for pole dancing lessons.
Meanwhile,  Yolanda Poppins Stewart's husband came home for one night.   Yo  chose to stay home to see her "love"  "her darling". 
So what did she do?? ...She  gathered her home grown herbs, fruits, and lemons,....slaughtered a free range chicken, and  roasted up a feast for her "love".
 Early the next morning,  she  sauntered in and joined the girls at the pool, In Vegas.. She got there just in time  for a spinach smoothy.

Dance Moms:
Abby continued to make passive aggressive comments to the children about the "parking lot incident".   She broke down in tears, as she told Maddie that she felt betrayed....oh.....and that Maddie had no future.  The girls ended up getting 4th place at the competition in the group performance, which enraged Abby. 
Mangle Mouth Mackenzie  forgot her solo dance....poor kid.....Bottom of the P...next week.

Idol: 
Is it weird that I think Mariah Carey looks trashy and cheap, in a Jersey Girl way.   I cant put my finger on it,  but I can easily see her in a tight midriff baring shirt,  huge hooped earrings, cheap jewelry,  stone washed skinny jeans and  unlaced high top tennis shoes,  buying Marlboros,  Funyun Chips, and a Mountain Dew, at the 7 Eleven..........while casually using  the F word... in a relaxed way
Hmmmmm......
Anyone else see it?
Is it me?
Keith Urban sang a couple of times with the contestants.......Keith.......Don't.