Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Hair Cuts and Cops

Have you ever found the perfect hair stylist ?.....Everything is good for 2-3 visits?
You go in one day for the same type cut that you have been getting .....and you come out with something quite different than what you wanted or had been getting.
Well,  I have noticed this a lot. 
Being the hair whore that I am....I usually dump the stylist, find another and go through he same routine with a new one.
I use them...for the first cautious appointments...when they are trying to woooo me in
I have found this to be beauty shop 101
This time,  I will be going back in 5 weeks and I will have a little chat with her.
If you have short hair and you want to grow it out a bit ...take my advice, and take a picture of a style that is way longer than you really want.  If not.....be prepared for the chop and possibly a new style.

OK...So,  last night, I was minding my own business watching The Bachelor. 
The rose ceremony came on, and I was intensely watching to see if the one armed girl was gonna make it through.
All the sudden, a bright light flashed in my window.....I ran to the window...and....guess what?
It was the cops.
They had the spotlights out.
They were obviously searching for a perp.  This went on for about an hour.
Me, being the sleuth that I am,  settled in at my post, on the bed, in the spare bedroom.  I separated the drapes  ever so slightly to take watch.
Anyhoo....all the sudden, from the house across the street ...3 guys emerge.
 They all 3 get in a gold  PT Cruiser, pull the car up to the garage (like 20ft) and then, they sit there in the car...... for like 20 minutes....
Suspicious?
Yes!
Weird?
Yes.
"There's your perps."   I told my Assistant, who was sitting there with me
FYI  my neighborhood has been slowly going to pot,  which I also told him.
"Call the cops!"  he says...."Get the dogs out!"
"Are you crazy?"  "You think there wont be retaliation for being a snitch?"   I snap back at him.
Eventually all 3 guys get out of the slow moving getaway car and go back into the house.
"Why would they all 3 get in the car to move it 20 feet or so ,  hide out in there and then go back into the house?"   I say, out of the side of my mouth.
"Maybe they're smoking some joints".  he says 
"Gimme a break." I responded, as I rolled my eyes.
Obviously he knows nothing of crime in the 2000s
The cops came by again and drove right by....You would think they would notice the car had moved.
Geeeeesh,  I would have noticed that right away. 

By the time that I got back to the TV ...Bachelor was over.  Crap!
BYW...The roller derby idea on The Bachelor was cruel....I felt bad for the one armed girl, as she kept falling due to not having great balance.   Hello!!!......ABC !!!! What were you thinking?  It was painful to watch, and I kept worrying about that arm.


 

1 comment:

grandma peden's porch said...

Omg!!! You could have called the people in the car would not have known it was you it could have been any of the neighbors.